Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Guide to the Apocalypse

Let’s face it – when doomsday rolls around, your first priority is going to be compulsively trying to fix all of your minor imperfections. If you can’t fit into a size 4, it’s going to be hard fleeing from roving gangs of armed looters with your fat ass bouncing everywhere. And how else are youContinue reading “Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Guide to the Apocalypse”

Stan the Man

You might be wondering how my physical therapy is going, so I thought I’d start writing about it every now and then. In a nutshell: I’m making progress, and I don’t actually dread PT anymore. It’s actually really interesting, because of the young people who go there, I’m the only one who’s not an athlete,Continue reading “Stan the Man”